With a New Lick Of Paint and a Fanfare of Trumpets,
Harrys Corner Shop (Under New Management) is “OPEN FOR Business!!”
*** WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY ***
It’s still a Corner Shop with a character not dissimilar to an English country village store.
The lady serving you is called Mabel who happens to have a family living above the shop in a two bedroom flat. Mabel has three boys and a girl who all went to the local school – it’s often the subject of conversation when you pop in to pick up your newspapers, tobacco and a pound of cheese!
Nothing is too much trouble for Mabel who has lived in the district for 28 years, after her voyage of a lifetime when she moved from the Cotswolds to Dumbwick Green near Warmley, a full 35 miles to the west!
Her accent gives her away as she struggles to disguise a few ‘ooos and ‘arrrs’ in every sentence, typical of the twang in Eaton Munnet where she was born and lived for 18 years.
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HOWEVER, after the profile of our Mabel, Let’s do a tour of the shop And REMEMBER to click on EVERY PICTURE… each one tells it’s own story and hides its own secrets!!
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Our Shop has many interesting features to attract ALL TYPES OF PEOPLE, young and old, rich and poor.
If it’s vegetables you’re after, take a look at our freshly gathered assortment…
Smell those FRESH carrots, onions and potatoes, strawberries and tomatoes… mmmnn!!
Our business productivity has recently been boosted after I read (and put into action) some business tips from a FREE e-Book …
>>> click the tomatoes <<< to boost YOUR business productivity!!
Believe it or not, our CARROTS are the most profitable products for us … we grow our own vegetables and they happen to make us enough money to pay the rent on the shop!
>>> Click on the carrots <<< to help YOU make money online
>>> Click the pepper in the carry-basket <<< to ‘spice-up’ your GOLF SWING!!
Mabel’s HOME-MADE BOILED SWEETS
Mabel loves making them for you and always tests the first five of each flavour from the jar!! Her speciality is SOFT CENTRED HUMBUGS – in spite of the fact that they often cause you to have wind, Mabel says they are particularly good for business people because they give you bright ideas, loads of energy and they definitely drive you forward… not sure what she puts in them!!
** NEXT we have a spot of GLAMOUR offering you ‘FOOD FOR THE MIND’… BOOKS!! Yes, BOOKS to help you re-think the ways you can spend your time and money as you voyage the digital age and dream of vacation!
Proven to help you look and feel better if you use them!
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Now for something completely different… “Set to Please with AMAZON Ease”
We live in a digital world and these digital tools are designed to help us get what we want much quicker and easier... click a mouse from home on Friday afternoon and "Hey Presto!", it's ready for you to wear on Saturday morning - straight from Amazon, even without them having to take your inside leg measurement!!
Whether or not you wear socks in the comfort of your own home while placing your orders, there's something for everyone in Harry's Corner Shop. Discover what I do at home... click the picture >>>
Goldfish are always available in this shop.
As a family business, we are into something called 'My Advertising Pays' and we give you a FREE ACCOUNT with every Gold FISH (That's free too)!
The beauty of Goldfish is that they will keep on growing, day after day ... much like your MAP account.
Our hope and expectation is that children will teach their parents the magical qualities of Harry's Corner Shop, where 'things for free' grow into GOLD!!
Fireworks Department - for those who need a little sparkle in their lives!
We also stock fireworks but are currently out of stock due to our supplier having a little accident...
As you know, the success of village life is often dependent on the good will of the locals, old George from the cottages likes to help the community by donating the first hundredweight of his new potatoes etc. So we stock them and when people from the village buy them, we give the money to the local church roof repair fund!
Well, this week Tom Patrick had to put a hold on his home made fireworks that he should have been delivering two days ago. Let me show you a video of what happened during his research and development project for a new type of firework for our local children of Dumbwick Green.
and a girl who all went to the local school – it’s often the subject of conversation when you pop in to pick up your newspapers, tobacco and a pound of cheese!
in spite of the fact that they often cause you to have wind, Mabel says they are particularly good for business people because they give you bright ideas, loads of energy and they definitely drive you forward… not sure what she puts in them!! 
Mabel’s devotion to duty means that we have had to buy her a larger apron every few months… so don’t think she has ALWAYS played for the local ladies Rugby Team. 
In fact Mabel used to be a 400 metres running champion in her teens… that was before she developed her sweet tooth and decided to fill her house with her four children! So there you have it – BOILED SWEETS, Business Propulsion and Family Life … >>> Click on the sweets you fancy and check out their contents. Maybe you will discover what it’s like to be a child again. On the other hand, if you are interested in business, you might get propelled forward and be surprised by your explosive bottom line <<< ... HUMBUG!!
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We live in a digital world and these digital tools are designed to help us get what we want much quicker and easier... click a mouse from home on Friday afternoon and "Hey Presto!", it's ready for you to wear on Saturday morning - straight from Amazon, even without them having to take your inside leg measurement!!
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